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datassium:

uhmeliamay:

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS OKAY

OH MY GOD

datassium:

uhmeliamay:

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS OKAY

OH MY GOD

callmeoutis:

why does it take for fucking ever to get anything done on this god damn show thank GOD naruto wears sandals cause otherwise it would prolly take him 3 episodes to tie his fucking shoes

arthurwhit-lock:

hasgtag-beefcake:

heroindeathwish:

bethisnotthereason:

tastethespectrum:

garyhiggins:

These are all so easy and healthy for you 💕

On it

HAH this is exactly what I’ve been doing since last August. this is the reason why I put off 30lbs and still counting. glad I’m doing it right

Oh. Okay.

i dont believe in all those ‘diet sciences’. i have been trying to stop my ever-growing belly. to me its simple - i just have to go back to getting used to a smaller stomach. when everybody else orders 6in subway, i order foot-long. you rarely see fat tigers. its not supposed to be so hard.

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]
songrequests:

lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.
Two sides, both alike in anatomy, In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

Wherefore art thou Boneo?

songrequests:

lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.

Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

Wherefore art thou Boneo?

spookyporrims:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

image

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing


this post is both a gift and a curse because sure sometimes youll be listening to your arctic monkeys and your daft punks but then suddenly bAM theres a dramatic reading of a convenience stores eggnog sign

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

copperbadge:

Money can’t buy me happiness but a portal gun would solve a lot of my problems.

copperbadge:

Money can’t buy me happiness but a portal gun would solve a lot of my problems.