why does it take for fucking ever to get anything done on this god damn show thank GOD naruto wears sandals cause otherwise it would prolly take him 3 episodes to tie his fucking shoes
These are all so easy and healthy for you 💕
HAH this is exactly what I’ve been doing since last August. this is the reason why I put off 30lbs and still counting. glad I’m doing it right
i dont believe in all those ‘diet sciences’. i have been trying to stop my ever-growing belly. to me its simple - i just have to go back to getting used to a smaller stomach. when everybody else orders 6in subway, i order foot-long. you rarely see fat tigers. its not supposed to be so hard.
The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.
Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.
DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR
Wherefore art thou Boneo?
Bart: Haha! See what I did there with the “run”?
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
this post is both a gift and a curse because sure sometimes youll be listening to your arctic monkeys and your daft punks but then suddenly bAM theres a dramatic reading of a convenience stores eggnog sign
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Money can’t buy me happiness but a portal gun would solve a lot of my problems.